ohh i'm in!!! this is just what the doc ordered! i just got a pile of shit thrown on me and i need to take a breather!..
ok,)0( i'll take a cover hog, i would make it a byos {bring your own sheets! ;)}
)0(and even though i hate musicals i would totally sing! hey it may make me like them... i would start to relate! )0(oh i'm all about the curdled buttermilk! i do like curds! lol. )0( and ya i would rather be held back in positions that are beneath me... i do have a fear of success, so i think that fits. :) )0( as sad as this may sound, i would like to know if it's my own diarrhea/pus? not quite as repulsive if you know it came from you! but ya, i would probably go for the poo pinata... i would cheat and not hit it very hard! lol!

Ok, I'll give it a go: 1. cover hogger - I too already have one of those! 2. Sing I guess - I'm sure you could make money outta tv appearances as some kind of freak. 3. I've done curdled milk by accident - think I'd stick with that. IMO curdled soya milk is by far the grossest. 4. Would prefer to come home and completely forget about work rather than being stressed all the time because I was out of my depth - have always lacked career ambition :o 5. Would have to think really laterally on this one as there has to be a get-out clause - no way I'm injesting poo even if it were my own. Sooo, I'm wearing a complete face mask, with oxygen pumped in and a sharp spike on the outside to stick those little apples - bring on the pus bucket, woohoo!

Would you rather sleep next to an incredibly light sleeper who wakes even if there are only minor noises or movements -OR- sleep next to someone who hogs the covers?

Can't I choose both? I sleep already with a light sleeper who doesn't hog covers. I'm definitely keeping him.

Would you rather speak like a static radio, fading in and out your entire life -OR- sing every word you speak?

Sing, for sure.

Would you rather discover that the raisins you put on your oatmeal are rabbit turds - OR - that you've just taken a huge gulp of curdled buttermilk?

Buttermilk - isn't that what curds are? Can I add flavoring?

Would you rather always be forced into professional positions you can't possibly handle -OR- always be held back in positions that are beneath you?

I'll take the former - it likely pays better money.

Would you rather bob for apples in pus -OR- hit a pinata full of diarrhea?

Pinata, all the way, but who's pus is it? That really made me nauseous thinking about it.

1. as I am the first, I will stick with another like me!

2. sing, but hopefully better than I do!

3. curdled milk, as still makes me think on babies more than rot *S*

4. the can't handle ones, as I want to feel challenged, and am hopeful of one day mastering it (denial huh?!)

5. how long is the stick? (hehe, read it before you see *grins*)

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