Alison coughed up a handful of these cards, so I'm going to post them when I'm bored.  Today is the perfect day because I'm stuck at work with NOTHING to do.

Would you rather sleep next to an incredibly light sleeper who wakes even if there are only minor noises or movements -OR- sleep next to someone who hogs the covers?

     On occasion, I sleep with a covers hog but I'm planning on keeping him.

Would you rather speak like a static radio, fading in and out your entire life -OR- sing every word you speak?

     Sing.  It'd be like living a musical.  I hope there's a big production number at the end of the day!

Would you rather discover that the raisins you put on your oatmeal are rabbit turds - OR - that you've just taken a huge gulp of curdled buttermilk?

   Wow ... first off, we call rabbit poop "smart pills" and, actually, rabbits eat them - at least the first go-round.  Still ... buttermilk at least is foodesque.  I'll go with the buttermilk but someone better have a chocolate milkshake chaser ready for me!

Would you rather always be forced into professional positions you can't possibly handle -OR- always be held back in positions that are beneath you?

     I think it would depend on the position.  In reality, I don't really care what I do at work - it's just work and something I do in order to do the things I really want to do - like eat.  Ha ha!

Would you rather bob for apples in pus -OR- hit a pinata full of diarrhea?

     Sorry, I would have skipped this card had I seen this question on it.  I would rather hit the pinata.  No way am I sticking my face in pus.  Ever.

So ... who's gonna play with me today? 

My older daughter was telling me about a game that she and a friend were playing.  The way I understood it, they were making up two different, yet equally horrible, scenarios and they had to choose one of them.  The example she gave was "Would you rather bob for apples in a bucket of pus or whack at a pinata full of diarrhea?"  True, it's gross but it's also kind of funny and, hey, at least they're thinking!  The general concensus on that one was the pinata.  One person was clever enough to ask how long the stick is.  (Alison said it's a popsickle stick!)  Ew.

So I was picking up the living room last night (I usually wait to clean 'til the kids are gone -  things tend to stay cleaner that way) and I found the card to a game called Zobmondo.  Apparently it's a board game!

Anyhow, these are the questions on the card:

Would you rather be bitten five times by a wolf -OR- get 50 bee stings?

     I think I would rather be bitten by a wolf.

Would you rather, for your occupation, be a living but stationary lawn decoration at highbrow parties -OR- stand on the curb in a silly costume for a fast food restaurant and wave at traffic?

     I'd rather dress up like a hamburger or the statue of liberty, thanks.

Would you rather drink a two-ounce glass of liquid from a huge blister -OR- eat a salad covered with "Bits O' Scabs"?

     I'll do a blister shot.

Would you rather be too naive -OR- too cynical?

     I've been told I'm very naive but I think it's better than being cynical.

Would you rather be tone deaf -OR- color blind?

     This is a hard one.  Do tone deaf people know they're tone deaf?  As much as I am a visual person, I think I'd rather be color blind.  However, if it was a choice between straight-up deaf or blind, I'd take deaf.

So?  Which would you rather?